You asked for it...

But seeing as he's Japanese, he's much cooler than Jimmy the Name Changer.

2 things:
1. Japanese powers are for the Japanese ONLY!!
2. A pile of dog shit is cooler than Jimmy the Name-Changer

Herro, btw, this is Anthony from here on
FEAR MY BANHAMMER / KICKSHOVEL / TEXTBAN CHISEL / TELEPORTEROFDOOM SAW.

Hey, ya'll who here wants to come to my birthday party?
NU. REJECTED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I WINZ.
YOU SUCK.

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Though very rare, some wild animals can be trained. Unlike Mountain Dew, which can never be trained.

Chuch Norris is still cooler than you.

No shit!