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PostSubject: King of the Hill   Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:50 pm

The typical forum time waster. Likely you all know how this goes down, but in case you don't I'll explain.

All you have to do is claim the hill by ending your post with 'My hill.' or some variation thereof. However, you must first clear the hill of it's existing occupant in whatever creative way you wish. Typically you want to try and one up the person before you. There's no real limit to what you can do. Be creative, be original, have a plan to capture every hill you see.

If somehow no one is on the hill, it is typical for the game to start simple again, before building up.

As the hill is currently free, I shall start by setting up a lawn chair on the hill and sitting in it. My hill.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:27 am

*BOOM* Headshot!

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:50 am

I sneak up behind you, snap your neck and kick you off the hill.
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:26 pm

I call the police and have them arrest you for murder.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:06 pm

I plant a grenade in your underpants, it detonates and you scatter 40 meters around the hill.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:40 am

I spring the hidden catapult trap a built on the hill, flinging you through the air. I then dismantle the catapult so it cannot be used against me. My hill.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:03 pm

I tell the Greek president and get him to sue you for breaching the terms and conditions on the liscense agreement that was given out to all the nations after they invented the catapault which specifies that you can only use it if you are hurling rocks or cows at stone brick walls.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:51 pm

I hack life, make myself Admin and modkill you

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:06 pm

I upload a virus into life which is programmed to attack admins.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:11 pm

I hire Deadpool to teleport behind you and slice your head off with his sword. He then betrays me, because frankly, it's Deadpool. Deadpool's hill.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:26 pm

... How the heck are we meant to get the hill from Deadpool?

*builds a bigger and better hill across the road from Deadpool's*
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:51 pm

I hire Deadpool to kill Deadpool

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:01 pm

I have the bigger and better hill though.
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:18 pm

Screw your Hill

I've got my Hill

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:50 pm

Two snipers and about 20 guys with shovels. Both of you are dead, and the hills have been combined. My hill.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:40 pm

I find a M.I.R.V. on the ground and I blow you into TINY LITTLE IRRADIATED PIECES.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:58 pm

I watch as you slowly die of radiation poisoning from the residual radiation. Then I lead a clean up crew to make the hill safe again. My hill.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:01 pm

I use "your eternal reward" and stab you in the back, posing as atlas.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:07 pm

Im here now! Thanks for guarding the hill.

Have another layer of dirt and grass suffocating you placed on my hill
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:31 pm

I build a nuclear reactor under the hill and set is to melt down

Even though it's kinda exploded, it's still my hill.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:01 pm

Pushes beese into a hole left by the nuclear kaplosion because its my hill!
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:55 pm

*uses admin powers to delete the both of you*

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:59 pm

Uses advanced hacking skills to hack amiabanana and remove 1337 also establish anti-virus programs on my cyber hill
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:53 pm

Deletes System 32 from Navarre's computer.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:58 pm

Laughs at the fools and their silly computer hills, from my glorious actual hill. My hill.

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