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Cracked Atlas
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:31 pm

Ten B-52 bombers, several hundred fire bombs and one significantly charred Navarre later...

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:36 pm

15 star destroyers later and some dusty remains of atlas.......

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:40 pm

I deliver pizza to you and you have to pay $3.50

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:22 pm

i don't give you a tip.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:23 pm

I force you into a time loop of delivering the same pizza that Beese was delivering.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:16 am

I make a bad reference to popular culture.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:32 am

I defecate on your fez and dragon kick a baby into the necrosphere. I watch the resulting indy supernova from the love hotel on MY HILL
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:50 pm

I petition to the government to add new laws of Violence against Fezzes, 3 years later it passes and you get put in prison, which is ironically build on MY HILL.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:03 pm

Three years pass.
You visit your prison and find that everyone living there is dead.
You find a note in my cell, attached to a pair of fluffy cufflinks. The cell is empty.
"Do you like applesauce?"
You go home.
You ponder this strange statement.

In the news, the next morning, you discover that there's been a military coup.
The broadcast primarily features pictures of me Safety Dancing over the dead president's corpse.
I declare war on all prisons.

Days later, I come to your house armed with a wrench.
I bash you to death, and eat your wife with my foot. (Giggity.)

I set off an atomic bomb in your prison.
I watch the green mushroom cloud from a Chevy. I eat a pot of applesauce, as I chuckle over your dead body, covieniently located in the cemetary ON MY HILL
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:53 pm

I perform my peoples native dance, you die due to it's sheer power and sexiness.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:00 pm

I reply to the right thread.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:32 am

I hack an admin's account and delete your post that was put in the right thread.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:31 am

Beese's penis.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:10 pm

Vorsprung wrote:
Beese's penis.

My hill.
MY PENIS SHALL NOT BE USED TO ATTACK ACRV

I use my wild charms to lure in Vorsprung and then I tackle him to the ground, take of his clothes to reveal some kind of sexual leather then I shoot him out the nearest airlock.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:51 pm

I don't post for weeks on end.

My hill... in a few weeks from now.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:52 am

Little did Beese inow that I secretly enjoyed his charms, and I used that intimate moment to inseminate Beese's ear.

He dies due to overorgasmicization.

I mung his dead body ON MY HILL
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:54 am

i post a post with nothing in relation to beese's genitalia

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:04 am

What's wrong with Beese's genitalia?

I like to have 'em on my hill.

If you know what I mean.
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:51 pm

I guess they'd look better on My Hill.

Just saying.
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:10 pm

I edit Navarre's post

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-- 1337ness_of_teh_n00b's way of moderating a post because I'm not in the mood to read fights between Navarre and Mizicho.
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:45 pm

Can I at least see what he said... For the lolz?

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:04 pm

Don't you fuck with me IRL mizicho. your a noob face it. your the hulk im the flash. i could easily beat you in a fight. you have no aim whatsoever and this was obvious because of your failed attempt to cheap shot me. i was in a corner and you missed instead kicking orandulum's bag which was way way away from me. 1337ness dont you dare edit this post.

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:07 pm

Lol.
Thanks for letting him post that L33t :D

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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:03 am

Shit's crazy on my hill, dawg.
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PostSubject: Re: King of the Hill   Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:55 pm

Because Orandulum messes up the site pasting when it appears on Vorsprung's iPad, Steve Jobs rises from the grave and garottes off his nuts with a pair of earphones.

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