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PostSubject: Sparrow vs Harkness   Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:35 pm

Captain Jack and Captain Jack. Which of the two would win in a fight? The circumstances can be as you wish when putting forth your opinion, I just realised the name similarities a while ago when proposing Captain Jack vs. Batman, and they misinterpreted it to mean the other Jack. Then I thought, which of those two would win in a fight?

If it was a ship-to-ship encounter, I'd be enclined to say Jack would win.
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PostSubject: Re: Sparrow vs Harkness   Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:44 pm

well it would all depend on when the battle took place. for example if it took place after the "Curse of the black pearl" in POC continuity and "The Parting of ways" in DW, then Jack would be immortal but Jack wouldn't. and if it took place before "Curse of the Black Pearl" in POC continuity but before "The Parting of Ways" in DW then Jack would be immortal but Jack wouldn't. but then if this battle took place before Black Pearl and after "Parting of ways" then Jack and Jack would be immortal. of course at this Point I assume that Jack would get sick of people becoming immortal and drag them to hell.
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PostSubject: Re: Sparrow vs Harkness   Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:21 pm

At some point in his life, Jack O'Neill was probably a captain.

Expanding on that, I think you're forgetting Jack Skellington, Jack Bauer, Jack from Bioshock, Jack from Mass Effect 2, Jack of Blades, the earlier alluded to Jack from the webcomic of the same name, Jack Black, Jack Nicholson, a Jack Russell puppy, Candle Jack, Samurai Ja-

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PostSubject: Re: Sparrow vs Harkness   Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:27 pm

Jack Benny (1894–1974), American comedian, vaudevillian, and actor
Jack Black (born 1969), American film actor and musician
Jack Davenport (born 1973), English actor known as playing James Norrington in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise
Jack Nicholson (born 1937), American actor, film director, producer and writer
Jack Palance (1919–2006), American film actor
Jack Reeve (born 1996), English, relative of Jim the Penman who was involved in the great Train Robbery
Jack Scalia (born 1950), American actor
Jack P. Shepherd (born 1988), English actor on Coronation Street
Jack Thompson (actor) (born 1940), Australian actor
Jack Wagner (actor) (born 1959), American actor
Jack Warner (1892–1978), Canadian-born American film executive
Jack Wrangler (1946–2009), American porn star
Jack Dorsey (born 1976), co-founder of Twitter
J. P. "Jack" Morgan, Jr. (1867–1943), American banker and philanthropist
Jack Welch (born 1935), former CEO of GE
Jasper Newton "Jack" Daniel (1846–1911), founder of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey distillery
Jack Chick (born 1924), American comic-book artist and publisher; owner of Chick Publications
Jack Kerouac (1922–1969), American novelist, writer, poet, and artist; a founding member of the Beat Generation
Jack Kirby (1917–1994), American comic-book artist, writer and editor
Jack London (1876–1916), American author of books such as The Call of the Wild
Jack Warner Schaefer (1907–1991), American author in the Western genre
Jack, A fictional female dog in The Last Dog on Earth. This dog is immune to P.O.S. (Psychotic Outbreak Syndrome)
Jack Starbright, Alex's female American housekeeper in the Alex Rider series
John Farnham (born 1949), who is nicknamed The Jack and Whispering Jack
Jack Barakat, who plays guitar in the band All Time Low
Jack Bruce (born 1943), best known for being the bass guitarist for the psychedelic rock band Cream
Jack Casady (born 1944), best known for being the bass guitarist for the psychedelic rock band Jefferson Airplane
Jack Conte, indie musician, singer-songer, multi-instrumentalist, and member of Pomplamoose
Jack DeJohnette (born 1942), American jazz drummer and pianist
Jack Elliott (composer) (1927–2001), American composer
Jack Johnson (musician) (born 1975), singer/songwriter who also plays guitar
Jack Jones (singer) (born 1938), American singer
Jack Lucien (born 1988), British singer who has achieved success in Spain
Jack Russell (musician) (born 1960), lead singer of band Great White
Jack White (musician) (born 1975), American rock musician (The White Stripes)
Jack Walrath (born 1946), American post-bop trumpeter
Jack Biskop (b. 1956), Dutch psychologist and politician
Jack de Vries (b. 1968), Dutch political consultant and politician
Jack Kemp (1935–2009), U.S. Republican nominee for Vice President, 1996
John F. Kennedy (1917–1963), American President, commonly known as Jack
Jack Layton (b. 1950-2011), Canadian politician
Jack F. Matlock, Jr. (born 1929), U.S. diplomat
Jack Straw (b. 1946), British politician
Jack Kid Berg (born Judah Bergman; 1909–91), English world champion junior welterweight Hall of Fame boxer
Jack Bernstein (1899–1945), American world champion junior lightweight boxer
Jack Chesbro (1874–1931), former American Major League Baseball pitcher inducted into Hall of Fame in 1946
Jack Churchill (1906–1996), English soldier in World War II
Jack Collison (born 1988), footballer currently playing for West Ham United
Jack Dempsey (1895–1983), American heavyweight boxer
Jack Elliott (rugby player) (1871–1938), Welsh rugby union player
Jack Fleming (1924–2001), former Pittsburgh Steelers and radio broadcaster
Jack Holden (athlete) (1907–2004), English long-distance runner
Jack Johnson (boxer) (1878–1946), American heavyweight boxer
Jack Lambert (American football), American football player
Jack Morris (born 1955), former American baseball player
Jack Nicklaus (born 1940), American golfer
Jack Powell (baseball) (1874–1944), former American baseball player
Jack Russell (cricketer and artist) (born 1963), cricketer
Jack Sack (born "Jacob Sacklowsky"), American All-Pro NFL guard and tackle
Jack Swagger (born 1982), professional wrestler
Jack the Bulldog, Georgetown University mascot
Chris Jack (born 1978), New Zealand rugby union player
Jarrett Jack (born 1983), American basketball player
Jack Wilshere (born 1992), English footballer
Jack Dragna (1891–1956), Italian mobster
Jack Elliott (broadcaster), American radio personality
Jack Hunt (born 1981), American NFL Player
Jack Kevorkian (1928–2011), pathologist and noted proponent of assisted suicide and a patient's right to die
Jack Robichaux (19th century), a serial rapist in New Orleans, Louisiana, United States
Jack Prelutsky (born 1940), poet
Jacob T. Schwartz (1930–2009), American mathematician and computer scientist, commonly known as Jack
Jack Thompson (activist) (born 1951), American attorney and anti-video game activist
Jack Whitehall (born 1988), British comedian
Jack the Ripper, pseudonym of unidentified London serial killer active from 1888 to 1891
Jack (hero), an archetypal English hero
Jack Dawson, one of two main characters in the 1997 film Titanic
Jack-Jack Parr, The youngest member of the 'Parr' family, in The Incredibles.
Jack Ryan, the main character in "The Hunt for Red October," "Clear and Present Danger," and other Tom Clancy novels
Jack Skellington, main character in Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas
Jack Pumpkinhead, a companion of Dorothy Gale in the 1985 film "Return to Oz"
Captain Jack Sparrow, lead character of the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series
Jack the monkey, a fictional monkey named after Captain Jack Sparrow, also in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series
Jack Slade, star of 1952 western thriller Jack Slade
Jack Charles Powell, main character of the 1996 film Jack
Jack Stanfield, main character of the 2006 film Firewall
Jack Trainer, lead male character of the 1988 film Working Girl
Jack Traven, the main character from the American action movie Speed
Uncle Jack "Black Jack" Traven, Supporting character in the 1982 movie "The Shadow Riders" the sequel to "The Sacketts"
Jack Twist, one of the main characters in the short story Brokeback Mountain and its film adaptation
Jack Torrance, the antagonist of The Shining
Jack "Cowboy" Kelly, the young leader of the News Boys in the film Newsies
Jack Attack, a demonic Jack-in-the-box that appears in Demonic Toys
Jack Frost, lead character of Jack Frost the movie starring Michael Keaton
Jack Bauer, the main character of the series 24 (TV series) portrayed by Kiefer Sutherland
Jack Bristow, a main character from the series Alias (TV series)
Candle Jack, a villain from the Freakazoid! series, who hunts down and captures anyone foolish enough to say his name.
Jack Deveraux, a character on the American soap opera Days of our Lives
Jack Donaghy, a main character on the series 30 Rock
Jack McFarland, a main character from the series Will & Grace
Jack Geller, a recurring character from the series Friends
Jack Gallo, a main character from the series Just Shoot Me!
Jack Malloy, the main character of Unhappily Ever After
Jack Malone, a main character from the series Without a Trace
Jack O'Lantern, a villain character in Billy and Mandy's Jacked Up Halloween, a holiday episode of the animated series The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Jack Spicer, a main villain from the series Xiaolin Showdown
Jack O'Neill, from the series Stargate SG-1
Jack Shephard, the male lead character on the series Lost (TV series)
Jack Tripper, character from the series Three's Company and Three's a Crowd
Jack McCoy, Executive Assistant District Attorney in Law & Order series
Jack Rudolph, Chairman of the fictional TV network NBS on Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
Jack Cox, Dr. Perry Cox's oldest child and only son on the sitcom Scrubs
Jack Carter, from the series Eureka
Samurai Jack
Jack Stiles, the male lead from the series Jack of All Trades (TV series)
Jack Abbott, a character on the American soap opera The Young and the Restless
Jack Manning, a character on the American soap opera One Life to Live
Jack Holden, male character from the series Home and Away
Jack the Front Loader, a character from the British children's television series Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends
Captain Jack Harkness, a character in the British television series Doctor Who and Torchwood
Detective Inspector Jack Frost, a character in the British television series A Touch of Frost
Jack Osborne, a character in the British soap Hollyoaks
Jack Branning, a character in the British soap EastEnders
Jack Duckworth, a character in the British soap Coronation Street
Father Jack Hackett, a character in the Irish sitcom Father Ted
Jack from Oggy and the Cockroaches
Jack off Jill - a 1990s riot grrl band
Jumping Jack Flash - a hit song by the Rolling Stones
Jack Straw (song) - a song by The Grateful Dead
Captain Jack - the title of an early Billy Joel song about a heroin dealer
Hit the Road Jack - a song written by Percy Mayfield and recorded by various artists
Big Jack (song) - a song by AC/DC
The Jack - another song by AC/DC
Happy Jack - a song by The Who, and the U.S. title of their second album
Jack and Diane - a song by John Mellencamp
Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts - a ballad by Bob Dylan
Jack Aubrey (Lucky Jack), captain of HMS Sophie in the novel Master and Commander
Jack Frost, a character of old tales; personification of winter's onset
Jack McGurk, the 9 year old hero of a series of detective mysteries for children by Edmund Wallace Hildick
Jack and the Beanstalk, a classical story
Jack Ryan (Tom Clancy), the protagonist in several Tom Clancy novels
Jack, the Sin of Wrath, the title character of the webcomic Jack
Jack Merridew, The main antagonist in Lord of the Flies
Jack Stanton, southern governor and presidential candidate (thought to represent Bill Clinton) in the book Primary Colors
Jack is the given name of most of the main antagonists in The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman
Jack Starbright, a main character in Anthony Horowitz's Alex Rider series novels. One of the rare instances that Jack is the given name of a female
John (Jack) Tanner, main character from the novel Man and Superman by George Bernard Shaw
Jack Pumpkinhead, a character made of tree limbs and a jack o'lantern for a head, from the Oz book series by L. Frank Baum
Jack (webcomic), a furry webcomic by David Hopkins
Jack Horner (Fables), the legendary Jack of Jack and the Beanstalk and other stories, featured in the comic Fables and in his own spin-off Jack of Fables
Jack O'Lantern, is the name of four incarnations of a Marvel Comics supervillain
Jack, the silent protagonist of BioShock
Jack, the protagonist of the Harvest Moon series
Jack, Delta Squad's robotic aid in Gears of War
Jack is the real name of Raiden and the alias of Big Boss from the Metal Gear series.
Jack, a character in the Street Fighter EX fighting game series.
Jack of Blades is the main antagonist of Fable
Jack Carver is the protagonist of Far Cry and it's console ports
Jack is the name of the main character in Madworld
Jack Marston, the son of John Marston, protagonist of Red Dead Redemption.
Jack, A female biotic squadmate in Mass Effect 2
Jack, A chainsaw weapon in Fallout 3
Jack and the Beanstalk, an old fairy tale known throughout the world
Jack and Jill (song), a nursery rhyme
Jack Be Nimble, a nursery rhyme
Jack sprat, a nursery rhyme
Little Jack Horner, a nursery rhyme
Jack (mascot), the official spokesman for the American restaurant chain Jack in the Box

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PostSubject: Re: Sparrow vs Harkness   Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:58 pm

true, but Christopher stated that this battle was between Captain Jacks Harkness and Sparrow. also that Candle Jack thing you keep doing is ju-
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PostSubject: Re: Sparrow vs Harkness   Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:51 am

Yeah, but that was fun. I still think O'Neil has to count, though. He had to be a captain once.

And sorry, I just couldn't help but mention Candle Jack and it kind of went fr-

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PostSubject: Re: Sparrow vs Harkness   Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:30 am

Everyone who thinks this Candle Jack thing is stupid and we should stop it sa-
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PostSubject: Re: Sparrow vs Harkness   Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:19 pm

Don't you hate it when someone who doesn't know about the meme suddenly stops without sa

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PostSubject: Re: Sparrow vs Harkness   Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:20 pm

Saying Candle Jack? Sorry, I had to get some popco

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