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Titmouse



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PostSubject: Why are pornos so goddam long??   Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:05 pm

Have you ever noticed how pornographic materials always go for too long! Why are these videos half an hour long when no one has ever watched more than five minutes per session?
People just watch five minutes... get her done... then get paranoid about internet history for an hour.
With these long videos, people are always wondering when someone is going to walk in rather then enjoying the great acting.
Even when you're forty, you're still looking around in case your mother walks in.
It's all like "Oh shit, I think someone's coming... oh wait... that's me..."
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PostSubject: Re: Why are pornos so goddam long??   Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:30 am

Well, I would say that pornos has nothing to do with pokémon, but since I let the KING of SPACE through the back door, I think this site has degenerated into anarchy.

I'm going to say that I think that pornos should have a fast forward option so that if you're in a hurry you get the full erotic content.
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PostSubject: Re: Why are pornos so goddam long??   Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:18 am

Well, with the wonderous invention known as the internet, it is possible to find a pornographic version of everything.
Like midgets? There's midget porn.
Like Pokemon? There's Ash fucking Pikachu.
Therefore, porn has everything to do with Pokemon. It has everything to do with everything... even your mother.
That sexy giant SPACE dick is my porn though... I don't wanna fast foward that...
SPACE DICK FOREVER :D
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PostSubject: Re: Why are pornos so goddam long??   Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:09 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Why are pornos so goddam long??   Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:42 pm

Unlocking, but moving to general discussion.

We clearly need this shit in general discussion.

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PostSubject: Re: Why are pornos so goddam long??   Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:27 pm

Really, 1337ness, /this/ is the post you decide to bump? And I was almost happy with all the activity you were generating.

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PostSubject: Re: Why are pornos so goddam long??   Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:33 pm

I have no problem with this thread being bumped, it's quite a legitimate discussion.

I mean, I've never actually watched a porno before, to be honest. But still.

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