3 people, eh? Hrhm... but you've already taken all of the /obvious/ choices. I think I'd go with Orandulum, Samuel L. Jackson, and Tim, that bloke that lives down the road.
I'd give reasons, but frankly, it should be obvious.
Anyway, /my/ question. Ahem, "If you could go back in time and assassinate any 1 former U.S. President, before their term started, except for George Bush, or George Bush, who would it be?"
Naturally, I would assassinate William Howard Taft, just being such a smug bastard.
Nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go